Wife Quotes :)

· When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her. – David Bissonette

· After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
– Sacha Guitry

· By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher ! – Socrates

· Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them. – Anonymous

· The great question… which I have not been able to answer…
is, ‘What does a woman want? – Dumas

· I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me. – Sigmund Freud

· ‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time
to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’
- Anonymous

· ‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It’s called marriage. – Sam Kinison

· ‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me,
and the second one didn’t.’ – James Holt McGavra

· Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
- Patrick Murra

· The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to
forget it once…. – Nash

· You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous

· My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Henny Youngman

· A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield

· A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You
can have mine.’ – Anonymous

· First Guy (proudly): ‘My wife’s an angel!’
Second Guy: ‘You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.’ – Anonymous